August 8, 2016
Happiness Happens Day

BIRTHDAYS
Dustin Hoffman 1939
Anton Fig 1952
The Edge 1961

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

07/16/16 Distiller: The voice of craft distilling.
07/14/16 Village D Lights: Serving Department 56 village enthusiasts.
07/13/16 Knitscene: Quarterly.
*07/12/16 Brick: A music & lifestyle publication representing the new age of culture.
*07/12/16 Official PGA Tour: Essential guide to golf.
07/11/16 Artpremium: Contemporary African art. France.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

46,000 people in London are on a waitlist to eat in a nude restaurant.
— August Harper’s

There are over 390,000 different plant species known to science.
July BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

GIANT OCTOPUS ALWAYS KRAKEN JOKES

LAVENDAR OIL ON YOUR UPPER LIP WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPER MAN!

CHIHUAHUA KILLS MOUNTAIN LION!

TROPICAL BIRD MORE INTELLIGENT THAN A MAN!

HOUDINI PERFORMS THE ULTIMATE ESCAPE – FROM THE GRAVE!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

If I could take just one item with me on a desert island, it would probably be some kind of a boat.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Otto Pahrtz